[PayPal] How to safely store money

Are you under 18 and are scared of getting your PayPal limited and loosing all your money? I know how you feel, and I have created multiple methods to help you store your money with easy. Enjoy!

1. Bitcoin
Can be risky, I currently store my PayPal money in Bitcoin and just take the risk, because yolo. Bitcoin is volatile as hell. Use this method with caution. You can purchase Bitcoin off users here at TBN for Preev + 15%, but remember, you can sell it off for 15% if needed. You can use blockchain.info and 2FA for max security and you can access your money anywhere you need, but cold storage is the best way to keep it safe from unwanted thieves and hackers. I bought most of my Bitcoin at $300ish prices, and now it's at $220 currently as of writing this. (1/30/2015) In the end, risky. Can result in happiness or crying.

2. BTC-e 
This is more of a better version of what's above, because it's stored in USD. You buy Bitcoin off of users at TBN, then you deposit the Bitcoin you bought into BTC-e. You then trade the BTC into USD/your respected currency. And it's all safe in USD. If you wish to cash out, just convert to Bitcoin, and sell it for PayPal here on TBN. More safe, but takes away that gamble with the Bitcoin price.

3. TF2 Items
This uses Steam and Team Fortress 2. What you want to do is go ahead and install TF2/Steam if you haven't already. The TF2 community has it's own market and currency. What we will be doing is buying some of the items used for currency and just storing them. Go to sourceop.com, and go ahead and register. Depending on how much money you want to store, you will want to consider what items you want to buy:
Keys - ~$1.80
Earbuds (Buds) ~$25-$30
You will want to go to the TF2 item buying/selling section and find a trusted seller. Make sure to check their reputation thread to make sure they are legit, and check their steam profile. They don't have a built in market reputation system unlike here at TBN. Go ahead and add them, and tell them you want to buy [whatever you want] and you are willing to go first. They will ask you to send as friends/family and put some shit in the note box in PayPal, just do it. They don't want to get scammed. And there you go, you will get the keys/buds and just store them. If you wish to cash out, just find buyers at SourceOP or sell them yourself there. 

Thanks for reading, this took quite a while to make up.
I hope you can get something out of reading this.
-fcc323